Saturday, May 28, 2011

AND NOW, THE VERY LATEST CONSPIRACY THEORIES!



Solar flare bomb squad blacklisted, 2012 orgy may be delaid [sic] until 3012!

The Sun has moved! Wer'e [sic] not sure where, but it's not where it used to be, and there are UFO's or something on it!

Pepsi fetal tissue found at Fukushima! Not raptured yet, probably will be in October, though. Check the webcam first for weather advisory.

Muslims cause trouble, probably sponsored by Obama birth cirtificate [sic] verified by very high authority--certain to be certain because this guy yells a lot about it on Radio!

Rothchilds and Jehovah Witnesses in conflagration with Mormon Tabernacle Choir! Never seen before dog sermon about gods or god sermon about dogs, not sure which. Web Bot translation to follow.

Internet crashed by RED COCKROACH BRIGADE, a secret Chemtrail organization run by sheeple! Yes SHEEPLE!

SHEEPLE in on it all along, transmitting secret messages to one another via CHEMTRAILS and AMERICAN IDOL! THEY PRETENDED NOT TO CARE ABOUT CONSPIRICY [sic] THEORIES BECAUSE THEY WERE IN ON IT ALL ALONG! THEIR PLANS ARE TO EAT "LONG PORK" PIZZAS IN SECRET UNDERGROUND SHELTERS!

Kittehs [sic] tired of LOLCATS, move in with Dogs. O!M!G! Cats and dogs! Living Together! Mass hysteria! EXCLAMATION POINTS AND CAPS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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