Thursday, April 28, 2011

Professor Karen Grettlebach's PowerPoint Presentation

As you can see, my esteemed colleagues, our efforts to combat the skypigs have met with steadily diminishing success . . .

We believe this is because of the terrorist activities of the traitorous squirrels and pigeons.

Comrades, it is obvious what must be done. We must offer human sacrifice to the skypigs. I'm asking for a volunteer here. Which of you would like to have the honor of being a sacrificial victim?

. . .

Come now, don't force me to resort to violence

Shit! Looks like it's time to up her meds again.

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